*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

sarcasmismyonlyoffense:

*cough cough* John Winchester

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

muscleluvr2:

the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

hibahri:

The series is called One Piece but my heart is in two.

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