*takes 19 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*
i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
*cough cough* John Winchester
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous
My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.
So being the clever person he was
On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,
And he later got accepted.
this is my favorite story on tumblr
The series is called One Piece but my heart is in two.