iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

beyoncevevo:

*7th grade boy voice* Yeah I’m lesbian! That means I like girls xD

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

ofdarklands:

browneyedcunt:

jillstrif:

Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff

MY HEART

doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.

#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what are you doing with your life

buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke

queerofsheba:

russia: no homo

the rest of the world: image

khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

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